• parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
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itssexualhour:

When I was in 9th grade I was in love with my teacher and he was so much older than me but I didn’t cared and he always gave me winks and looks and was always nice to me, and one day I was sitting in the corridor and he was like can you come with me for a moment and we walked out from school and in to another house and he took me up to his room and told me how amazing I was and then i sort of ripped of his clothes and we fucked :) lol kidding he said that I got a f in math

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